magic rub 

What your Mom gives you when you make a mistake.

"Hey sweetie, you keep messing up a lot. Here's a Magic Rub." - Mom

magic rub by MagicRub Lover September 17, 2017

Rub the Magic Lamp 

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.

When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.

Rub the Magic Lamp by Writing Stuff Here March 9, 2016

rub the magic lamp 

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

rub the magic lamp by J. Kimble August 1, 2005

rub the magic lamp 

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

rub the magic lamp by J. Kimble July 25, 2008

magic rubber 

An Australian public school tradition where you write 'Yes' on one side and 'No' on the other. This rubber could predict the future.

Person 1: Do you think Grace will say yes?
Person 2: I dunno, let's flip the magic rubber to find out.

magic rubber by Stick the UrbanMan April 21, 2021

rubber and magic

Being seemingly physically invincible, especially due to youthfulllness

The girl fell from the first floor into the garden and got up with hardly a scratch. She’s really made of rubber and magic, it seems.

rubber and magic by vembertillion March 29, 2025