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Rub the Magic Lamp 

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.
When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.

rub the magic lamp 

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.
rub the magic lamp by J. Kimble August 1, 2005

rub the magic lamp 

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

magic rubber 

An Australian public school tradition where you write 'Yes' on one side and 'No' on the other. This rubber could predict the future.
Person 1: Do you think Grace will say yes?
Person 2: I dunno, let's flip the magic rubber to find out.

rubber and magic

Being seemingly physically invincible, especially due to youthfulllness
The girl fell from the first floor into the garden and got up with hardly a scratch. She’s really made of rubber and magic, it seems.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026