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To perform well in the clutch. ORIGIN: Magglio Ordonez's walkoff homerun in game four of the ALCS.
Person 1: "Did you get with that chick from the bar last night?"
Person 2: "It wasn't looking good but I pulled a Magglio and sealed the deal."
magglio by JesusVerlander July 28, 2007
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Magglio Ordonez 

The hottest man on earth. Plays for the Detroit Tigers.
Magglio Ordonez by Jennifer ay bay bay September 21, 2007

Di Maggio 

The best sexual encounter that you have ever had: A "home run" of sex.
I had a date with a porn star and she said that I gave her a Di Maggio because she had 7 orgasms.
Di Maggio by HBeachBum714 August 4, 2011

Maggio'd 

When someone doesn't respond to a BBM message and leaves the sender with nothing but that little "R" for received.
Man, I BBMed Carol but she totally Maggio'd me!
Maggio'd by Maggio! April 3, 2011

magliocco 

a cool bearded person that would never be lonely who is a teacher
Magliocco is cool he always has a girlfriend.
magliocco by Ethan da white kid March 6, 2018

jeremy maggio 

A pretzel (rod) with ez cheese (preferrably Cheddar) slopped on top in a linear fashion.
Would you like more jeremy for your maggio?

Stop eatin all the maggio, we have more jeremy's left.
jeremy maggio by L'Willis March 8, 2005

Michael Maggio

An inconsiderate, hot-tempered name for someone that has the ability to live with unlovable bitterness. A name saved for the depths of hell
Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or are you just Michael Maggio today?
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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