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james madison 

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

Madison Disease 

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package
you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro
Madison Disease by madisondisease August 18, 2021

MadisonTorsney

MadisonTorsney is a common rickroll. If you get someone MadisonTorsneyed or you get MadisonTorsneyed yourself, you have to immediately send €40 to Madison Torsney. I make no rules, do that.
'' MadisonTorsney! ''

'' What? ''

'' You got MadisonTorsneyed, loser ''
MadisonTorsney by MadsTorsney October 28, 2021

James Madison 

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.
Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.
James Madison by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016
The name of a young girl usually in her pre-teens or teens; She has blonde hair with blue eyes or dark brown hair with hazel eyes. Her personality exceeds her. She is highly funny and loves to hang out with her friends at all times. She may seem shy at first but very outgoing and sweet. You can always tell her everything, because she won't back stab you. A Madison is usually artistic in any fashion, whether it be art or music. They are truly athletic and love to eat food ( Sometimes sweets but usually good healthy foods). They like to think that they are ugly, but many others tell her otherwise, and they usually don't like it when people tell them they are beautiful but they truly are. They are very trustworthy and loyal to her friends, family, and boyfriends. Dudes if you have a Madison as a girlfriend never let her go, because she will always be with you to the end and always make you smile. Overall, Madisons are, sweet, beautiful, smart, caring, little bit shy and outgoing. She will never leave anyone's side. They are good friends to have or even girlfriends!
"Madisons....They are amazing!"

Boy #1 "Dude I got a girlfriends named Madison!"
Boy #2 "Man I envy you never let her go!"

"Geez Madison, you are very artistic and great at music!"

"Madison I love your eyes, they like sparkle!"
Madison by SnowyK1234 October 30, 2012
Madisons are very nice people, some may be depressed. Most Madisons are shy and don't like people very much, but usually have about 2 close friends. They think they are not beautiful, but they are! Madisons are very artistic and love to joke around with their friends. They also love hoodies... who doesn't love hoodies?! They are loyal and will love you forever. They are also afriad of being forever alone. I'm a Madison by the way. ;) Hi other me's!
Friend 1#: Madison is always there for me and puts us before her.

Friend 2#: I agree, but some people take advantage of her.
____________________________

Boy 1#: Madison is single.. Not sure why.

Boy 2#: Because she is antisocial!

Boy 1#: Ow yeah lol..

Me aka Madison..: I am forever alone lol ;-; Have a great day other me's!
Madison by APersonCalledMadison November 29, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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