2 definitions by stogie66

velveteen blumpkin

A combination of the VELVETEEN RUB /// Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job. And a BLUMPKIN /// Receiving oral sex while taking a shit.

see also: crumpkin

also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie

As the old man sat down to take a shit,the old broad popped out her dentures and said what the hell I might as well earn my keep, and suck his nasty,wrinkled, shriveled, pale old cock while he takes his morning dump.it's been a few years since I performed the old VELVETEEN BLUMPKIN, she thought to herself.

by stogie66 October 23, 2009

madhouse

psychiatric ward,a place for the mentally unstable

Hey Stogie ,you wanna go down to the Voodoo Lounge and have a few beer's? it's 25 cent draft night. No thanks,I was there last week,it was a madhouse.

by stogie66 June 16, 2010