When one friendzones someone only to later fall in love with them after an extended period of time, resuylting in getting rejected by them as they have moved on.

John:Hey, you know that girl that used to like me?
Carl:Yeah, what about her?
John:Well today I told her that I felt the same way.
Carl:and?
John:She said she had moved on.
Carl:Tough break man, it looks like you are suffering from a bad case of maddieism.

maddieism by llamabeef September 4, 2013

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dsmp._.maddieinnit

dsmp._.maddieinnit is a nice girl on tiktok who is faceless and currently has 10.1k followers

person: dsmp._.maddieinnit is a very entertaining tiktoker
me: yep very entertaining

dsmp._.maddieinnit by im Maddie October 3, 2021

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Mardikins

Synonym for asshole. It can be either an adjective or a noun.

Damn, look at that Mardikins. He's a total Mardikins, alright. Yo Mardikins!

Mardikins by Da-Gr8-Warria-oh-6 January 4, 2011

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maddiequins

A tiktoker who rarely posts and makes ok-ish edits

Person 1. Hey have you seen maddiequins new post?
Person 2. They posted..?
Person 1. Yes finally! Here look

maddiequins by Neptunenotfound June 5, 2021

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..maddieinnit

..maddieinnit is an great fanpage of tommyinnit,ranboo and more people dream smp. They have accomplished a goal of 7000+ followers who almost has 8000.

Guy: ..maddieinnit is my favorite dsmp fanpage!
Guy 2: OMG! same!!

..maddieinnit by Zipliner Hoe September 3, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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