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A man who walks around with deer rage. One who possesses excessive hormones. "The frusterated One" a.k.a. "Test" a.k.a. "John Holmes". This guy hasn't gotten any for a while, and is on the prowl looking to end his dry spell and cure his mad bone.
Mark: "Did you see Mad Bone walk into the meeting today?"

Rick: "How could I miss him? He was raging!!! Those eyes..."

Melissa: "What's a Mad Bone?"
Mad Bone by Tommy Bahammy January 28, 2014
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mad bone n 

two old people fucking real hard
ma you n joe was embarrassing with all that mad bone n
mad bone n by Gambino6 July 11, 2024
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mad bone n 

wild crazy loud sex,,where the bed is rock n the wall
man ma you been mad bone n that pig noah again
mad bone n by Gambino6 July 30, 2025

mad boner 

beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.
hot babe- "man thats one mad boner" (;P
mad boneree- "BUA BUA!!"
mad boner by plll December 5, 2003

mad boner 

Boner that is exceptionaly smooth and clean. The MAD boner is generally in a good mood but can sometimes bite.
Guy with a MAD boner: "'suuup"
Unsuspecting chick: "OH.. MY.. GOD... can I suck it?? please?"
mad boner by Nicolas Porneau December 1, 2003
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