A Mackie is a kind, GORGEOUS, smart,
funny,
silly, spontaneous, outgoing, bold, interesting girl. All the boys want her. But she needs the best boy ever, because a Mackie is the best girl you can get. If you think she'
s not perfect now. Oh she will become even more beautiful and downright incredible. I've known a Mackie since I was three and she still continues to amaze me. Mackies are some of the smartest and most funny
people you'll ever meet, so don't listen to negative things
people say about her without actually knowing her. Mackies are hard on themselves and always try to compare themselves to other
people even though they have no reason to because they are perfect just the way they are and the only person they need to convince of that is themselves. Face it guys, she's a kind, flexible hottie. Duh, Keeper!
Guy
1: Man, Mackie is so smart and
funny!
Guy 2: Don't forget plain GORGEOUS!!!
Guy 3: Yeah man, you are so lucky to have such an amazing girl
like her!
Mackie's
Boyfriend: Ehh, she's ok. I'm mean I could do way better but if I dump her she'll be heart broken.
Guy 3: Are you freaking kidding me!?!
Guy 2: You are seriously the biggest jerk in the world.
Guy 1: Do you know how lucky you are? A girl better than Mackie doesn't even exist!!!
Guy 3: There's no way you could do better than Mackie, but she sure as heck could do better than you!!!