macfag 

A person who buys and uses Apple computers and products, or is otherwise "gay for Apple". Usually for one or more of the following reasons:
1) They enjoy paying $3000 for a laptop;
2) They heard somewhere that macs are better for multimedia applications (Please note that it is never a good idea to confront a macfag on this matter. They will not be able to produce any reason other then "because they are" and your head will explode.);
3) They think it will impress people at the coffee shop;
4) They enjoy being different;
5) They scoff at the idea of compatible software;
6) Because macs are available in pretty pastels.

Jim: "Hey you wanna go get a cup of coffee?"
Steve: "Nah that place is full of hipsters and macfags."

macfag by SteveJ December 1, 2007

macfag 

An inept computer user (see noob) who calls himself a geek and uses an Apple Macintosh computer.

They are mainly found on YouTube making reviews of mainly useless or unaffordable products (see tat) discussing Apple "rumours", providing viewers with "giveaways", giving updates on their boring lives, instructing viewers to follow their boring lives on Twitter and discussing how terrible a PC running Microsoft Windows is and why Macs are better in every way.

This term is not to be confused with someone who knows what they're talking about and has plenty of experience on all sides of the table, i.e. someone who is not a noob, but uses a Mac.

Macfag101 (in video): Hi guys, what's up? Today I'm going to be doing a giveaway and the winner is whoever can bitch Microsoft the most. Also coming up, a tutorial with the very original idea of how to change your dock background images, why Macs are so much better than PCs and why I don't know a fucking thing about what I'm talking about.

Non-noob viewer: Macfag, shut the fuck up.

macfag by The World's Best Coder June 20, 2009

macfag 

A person that could actually afford a Macbook pro, iMac, Macpro, Mac. Enemies from Microsoft fans yet Windows 7 supporters.

Macfags are so rich, we can't afford macs but they can.

macfag by TheKoep October 21, 2012

angry macfag dies 

We say this to macfags who don't agree with Apple in an argument.

Normal guy: Apple's business policy is shit.
Macfag: Yeah but--
Normal guy: angry macfag dies

angry macfag dies by szarnomkellxd November 1, 2018

Sam Macfarlane 

Has a dick and is bad at everything

Sam Macfarlane sucks at trumpet

Sam Macfarlane by Samsuxxxx March 15, 2017

Matthew Macfadyen 

One of the very few men that are genuinly perfect. This UK actor is humble, modest, funny, sweet, romantic, impeccable, very talented and that is not that half of it!

"Matthew Macfadyen? Gaw! He was the best damn Darcy in the entire world."

Matthew Macfadyen by Sharane Alvarez February 22, 2009

McFaggletits 

Word to describe a person who sucks at life. The type of person who everyone loves to hate and who should not be allowed to reproduce under any circumstances. Synonomous with Douche Rocket, a McFaggletits should be left off of the invite list for any social gathering.

"Dude, Zach is such a McFaggletits"
"Yeah, he sucks, who the fuck invited him to this party?"
"I dont know, but whoever did mcfucked up"

or

"Dude, stop being such a McFaggletits"

McFaggletits by Moon Cricket Jiggaboo Jones August 3, 2011