1. I am so f*cking maced right now.
2. Look at Tom, he is as maced as a peasant.
3. I would not have slept with that 60 year old hoe if i wasn't so maced.
When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it
A Habesha princess. East African goddess. A woman so fine that no other can compare to. A woman who possess incredible beauty, confidence, intelligence, strength, loyalty, honor, a slight bit of attitude, determination and grace. Can also be referred to as a baby angel.
Whoah, am i dreaming? I think i saw Macda . I doubt it man, you'll have betterluck spotting a unicorn.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.