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Maaike is a beautiful girl. A t a young age, Maaike acts like she is already an adult, and has different world views. She is very persuasive, kind, gentle, and loving. Maaike will deny any compliment, whether it’s about her work, life, cooking, baking, and especially her body. She is very insecure when it comes to her body. Maaike is very talented when it comes to music, life skills, and writing.

Maaike’s favourite things include listening to music and hanging out with her best friends— and speaking of friends, if your are her friend you are a very lucky person. Maaike has major trust issues but people find it easy to talk, and trust her
Maaike is one of a kind, and a little bit retarded
When it comes to love, Maaike looks for a sense of humour and personality. She doesn’t care about looks. Even if she was crushing a little bit, she would never tell.
Wow... you’ve sure got a Maaike of a friend there. Hold on to her and never let her go.
Maaike by Baked.Potato May 12, 2019
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Very sweet, possible out of space kind of pretty girl.
Knows everything about fairytales and mushrooms,
get's pretty upset while talking about cheese.
Wow, that girl is so maaike, she stands there crying because of cheese....
Maaike by calibrium January 28, 2010
A great friend, that's all around perfect, except when it comes to sports. Maaike friends also have amazing gorgeous curly hair.
You're a great Maaike friend.

I wish there were more Maaikes in the world.
Maaike by Anna Banana Bread May 31, 2010
A short, often nonsensical remark, used as a defense mechanism to sustain the self-absorbed notion that one’s own perception of reality—misguided and uninformed as it may be—is consistently superior to the collective intelligence of the global Internet community.
When the boy who expressed his disdain for the comic book form and love for graphic novels was told by the entire Internet community that a graphic novel was merely a form of comic book, he replied with the following maiku: "lol, ur all stupid cuz the library called it a graphic novel. And I didn't look at the pictures anyway."
Maiku by 2darkpark May 26, 2012
A paradox, an enigma, a mystery! Unusable in a sentence, because it's nothing and everything.
Majaiku majaiku majaiku majaiku.
Majaiku by Majaiku December 12, 2006
Another name for "Michael", He is an interesting guy who is definitely one of a kind, has a good sense of humor, is really smart but doesn't like to brag about it, has a lot of patience and is very understanding. He is very loyal and a bit clingy but it's because he only wants to show affection towards his S/O. Overall Maiku is a very loving and attractive person with a personality so unique you won't be able to find it anywhere else.
Oh man that guy is so smart, He must be a Maiku.
Maiku by cyberheart November 28, 2020
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