To crap all over a drunk person while they sleep wrap them in their blanket like a burrito place them in a tanning bed leave it on till they wake up perferably about 8 hrs. thats a lybian lettuce wrap!
she was so drunk that we all pitched in and gave her one hell of a lybian lettuce wrap
A last name which pretty much means "I'm a member of the most kick-ass family in the world". Most Lybrands are successful, smart, good looking, and find the right girl quickly.
"Man, look at that guy, he's doing well in life, considering the bumfuck town we live in. He must be a Lybrand"
Someone sexy, kind, hilarious, one of those people who lightens up a room when they're in it. Even their enemies want to be friends with them, cos they're so cool. Loves messing around and making jokes, playing pranks etc. Intelligent and sporty.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, a Lybah asked me out yesterday, should I accept?"
Guy 2: "OMFG why are you even asking?! I'm so jealous you met a Lybah, accept right now."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.