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A portmanteau of the abbreviation LA, for Liberal Arts, and 'tard. Pronounced "lay-tard", LAtard is a pejorative term for a person studied in the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "cultured", "creative", "open-minded", and "erudite" than most people but lack the skills to work a basic calculator, let alone engineer a bridge.

Not to be confused with Libtard.
There's a flame war between the LAtards and STEMlords on Reddit again.
LAtard by TomTee May 25, 2021
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lxtard • Letard • Litarded • lotard • latard • LaTardia • Laxtard • Litard • lutard • L-TARD
A person who tries to be funny by using the French preposition 'Le' far too often, and instead makes themself look ridiculous.
Person 1: "I will eat le cookie"
Person 2: "Man, that guy is such a Letard".
Letard by Trugsy July 27, 2016

LaTardia 

Slang term for LaGuardia airport, in homage to the facility's notorious record for late flight arrivals and departures.
I'm stuck at LaTardia waiting for my flight to leave.
LaTardia by FingDitFan November 5, 2009
The word is derived from the combination of the words loser, and retard. Where a person is defined as a loser, who may in fact be retarded.
Man you're so lutarded.
lutard by Man-in-the-box October 9, 2004
A screwup, to make a mistake due to incompetence
I hate working with Mark, he is such a laxtard
Laxtard by Djl490 April 7, 2020
Someone who comes across as illiterate and not very intelligent.
Lebron James is such a LeTard. Did you hear his attempt to explain his reasons for leaving Clevelanad for South Beach (the Miami Heat) the other night night on ESPN?
LeTard by Uno Numero July 12, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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