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lonzo ball 

Simply the mix of Jimmy Butler and Drake , son of the most confident father of the world
Friend 1: Hey , Lonzo Ball how you doin
LaVar Ball: Do not talk to my son, he is a Laker now
lonzo ball by E.Rahy August 31, 2017
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lbonzothegarbonzo

A YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!$$$$)$$
My lbonzothegarbonzo yeeted of the cliff
lbonzothegarbonzo by Lbonzo July 19, 2020

Lonzo Ball 

The child of a parent who gets too involved in their life and work.
Person 1: My dad keeps telling the scouters about my skills.

Person 2: Well that means you’re a Lonzo Ball.
Lonzo Ball by RaptorsForLife17 June 27, 2019
verb: to choke to give up

To fail

Noun: a sieve a collander
v: Jimmy almost made it with that hot babe, then he did a luongo and went home alone....again

n: we drained our spaghetti in a Luongo mama brought home from Vancouver.
luongo by The Sieverator1 May 15, 2011

roberto luongo 

Is the starting goaltender for the Vancouver Canucks. He is recognized as one of the best goalkeepers, in NHL history.
vancouver, hockey, canucks, orca bay, markus naslund and roberto luongo, roberto luongo's play
roberto luongo by nick czapi December 9, 2007

roberto luongo 

the most overrated goalie in the national hockey league who folds under the pressure and cries when he cant get the job done.
billy:hey did you see the canucks game last night?

jimbo: yea roberto luongo couldnt stay off his knees, he kept blowing the game
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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