luonzo

An absolute tool who tries to date all the underage girls in town

Observer 1: dude, that guy is all over her. She can’t be legal.

Observer 2: no shit, that’s Luonzo.

by Johnny Japlapagos November 22, 2019

lonzo ball

Simply the mix of Jimmy Butler and Drake , son of the most confident father of the world

Friend 1: Hey , Lonzo Ball how you doin
LaVar Ball: Do not talk to my son, he is a Laker now

by E.Rahy August 31, 2017

lbonzothegarbonzo

A YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!$$$$)$$

My lbonzothegarbonzo yeeted of the cliff

by Lbonzo July 19, 2020

Lonzo Ball

The child of a parent who gets too involved in their life and work.

Person 1: My dad keeps telling the scouters about my skills.

Person 2: Well that means you’re a Lonzo Ball.

by RaptorsForLife17 June 27, 2019

luongo

verb: to choke to give up

To fail

Noun: a sieve a collander

v: Jimmy almost made it with that hot babe, then he did a luongo and went home alone....again

n: we drained our spaghetti in a Luongo mama brought home from Vancouver.

by The Sieverator1 May 15, 2011

roberto luongo

Is the starting goaltender for the Vancouver Canucks. He is recognized as one of the best goalkeepers, in NHL history.

vancouver, hockey, canucks, orca bay, markus naslund and roberto luongo, roberto luongo's play

by nick czapi December 9, 2007

roberto luongo

the most overrated goalie in the national hockey league who folds under the pressure and cries when he cant get the job done.

billy:hey did you see the canucks game last night?

jimbo: yea roberto luongo couldnt stay off his knees, he kept blowing the game

by rojo johnson May 8, 2010