Lump On 

Term used by Ricko to suggest that large amounts of money should be placed on a certain event happening. Usually a horse race.

"Lump on, you cunt"

Lump On by Anonymous April 1, 2003

lump on 

placing a high stake bet for a seemingly foregone conclusion

lump on the blades to go down, its like printing money

lump on by utm May 8, 2011

Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.

Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses

Lump on a blog by fup duck September 5, 2011

lump on a log 

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

lump on a log by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010

Lump on a log 

Lump on a log, meaning solid and trusting, will always be there for you.

I can always count on her. Shes a real lump on a log

Lump on a log by Sunshine all day January 19, 2020

getting your lump on 

"Getting your lump on" is a humorous euphemism for having sex. The term originated from a Facebook group called "Lumpy Horses," which is devoted to promoting a better understanding of these amazing, mysterious creatures.

"Hey bro, where were you last night? I knew it...you were getting your lump on!"

getting your lump on by lumpyfan March 30, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020