lulspeak
The extensive use of noob asian typing such as "c u den" instead of "see you then" or "Sumsing wong?" instead of "something wrong?"
LolSpeak
An extremely complicated language that is often mistaken for textspeak. It is mainly used for Kitteh pictures, but people don't realize that there's a huge organization running lolspeak. There is even a bible translation project going on where they will translate the entire bible into lolspeak. Ceiling Cat is the god behind this language. It's not as easy as you think, trust me.
Ceiling Cat blessinz apwn yu, srsly.
Ceiling Cat blessings apawn you, seriously.
Dat wood bee awsoem, srsly dued!
That would be awesome, seriously dude!
eyc cowld leminaed foar sael!
ice cold lemonade for sale!
eksampelz pwn yu, srsly.
examples pwn you, seriously.
lolspeak iz difehcualt too lern, an yu noe itt.
lolspeak is difficult to learn, and you know it.
Ceiling Cat blessings apawn you, seriously.
Dat wood bee awsoem, srsly dued!
That would be awesome, seriously dude!
eyc cowld leminaed foar sael!
ice cold lemonade for sale!
eksampelz pwn yu, srsly.
examples pwn you, seriously.
lolspeak iz difehcualt too lern, an yu noe itt.
lolspeak is difficult to learn, and you know it.
LolSpeak by BoredDude2 April 25, 2010
lolspeak
Similar to texting, lolspeak is writing words with different letters (but sound the same) than the original spelling. lolspeak can also be misspelling on purpose.
lolspeak
An annoying, but yet sarcastic origination of a style of text that now has evolved widespread over the Internet. It is usually used with Kitten/Cat pictures, as well as other animals, with text captions in this style of writing.
The style became popular with people who often couldn't spell words properly, and now has turned into a "cool" method of social communication between humans. It has now lost it's true meaning of pure sarcasm and people actually talk in this as if it's "cool". It is a pure usage of letters and manipulation of words to how it sounds when spoken through "speech". Today it is used on purpose and for those who are aware of its original intention, it is NOT cool, in fact it's ridiculous.
The style became popular with people who often couldn't spell words properly, and now has turned into a "cool" method of social communication between humans. It has now lost it's true meaning of pure sarcasm and people actually talk in this as if it's "cool". It is a pure usage of letters and manipulation of words to how it sounds when spoken through "speech". Today it is used on purpose and for those who are aware of its original intention, it is NOT cool, in fact it's ridiculous.
Joe: but u sez tha kitteh waz awsum
Mike: yez but mai kitteh haz mowmix fankthuly
Joe: i iz spekin teh lolspeak
Mike: yez but mai kitteh haz mowmix fankthuly
Joe: i iz spekin teh lolspeak
lolspeak by Sir Henry III April 30, 2008
lilspeak
A dialect of written slang used by littles, mostly on chat and message boards. Spelling is extremely phonetic, reflects child-like speech impediments, and may be otherwise incorrect. Grammar is extremely child-like. Comments frequently reflect child-like miscomprehension of others' comments.
Come to think of it, that describes ebonics, too.
Come to think of it, that describes ebonics, too.
lilspeak by Downstrike September 21, 2006
lolspeak
a variant of the english language featuring acronyms usually only encountered in text messages and electronic mail correspondences
lolspeak by Bum Stigity Bum November 8, 2010
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