The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's
door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens
door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and
pure frustration and starts to cry*