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One who confuses perfectly ordinary sentiments with sexually charged ones.
MAN: It says here that she likes oral sex and surfing.
WOMAN: Oooo, what does she mean by "surfing"?
MAN: I think she means that she likes surfing.
WOMAN: God, you're right. I'm such a freaking luland.
luland by Barryman September 19, 2008
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A Luyanda is a kind loving and trustworthy person that likes having fun and making others feel equal. He/she loves fun and joking around and be serious about things.
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Luyanda by 😂 😂 December 8, 2019
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The coolest girl you'll ever meet. She is very inquisitive, incisive and philosophical. She can be very nice but dangerous too, something like sweet poison. She's a real G, doesn't take crap from nobody and balls really hard, almost like a motherf*cker. She is the female version of Chuck Norris. She makes people awesome all over themselves when they see her. If you know a Luyanda, your life will never be the same.
Man, I swear the sun rises just for Luyanda. Everyday.

Luyanda just looked at me and I awesomed all over myself!

Science has taught us that the Earth revolves around the sun, when in fact, it revolves around Luyanda. We all know this.
luyanda by thatsmyhandle May 28, 2014

Leland High School 

The worst high school there is. It looks like a fucking prison. Some kids are pretty cool but most look like they drink paint thinner for fun. It is a poor school in a rich neighborhood which means it gets no money from the school district. The current principal is a meme and looks like Humpty dumpty.

;( Basically, if you go to Leland you're either dumb as a sack of sand or smart as a chimp, there's no in-between. If you have ever considered going to Leland, don't.

Charge on!
Leland high school is a dump, I've seen nicer looking prisons.
Luyanda is a guy that likes to laugh at serious situations and he is always laughing but he is very strong and kind hearted and usually likes to keep quiet.
Luyanda is so funny
Luyanda by xxxtenrenzzo August 20, 2020

Luganda and Donbabwe 

Name for the illegitimate protostates of Luhansk and Donetsk in Eastern Ukraine comparing them to African countries
Fucking Putler recognized Luganda and Donbabwe

Llandudno 

A town in North Wales where old people come to die
Llandudno is like God's waiting room.
Llandudno by GuyIncognito76 October 22, 2008
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