luke dalton

a porn star famous for the movies 'from russia with muff' and 'dude where's my muff'

also created muffsicle ice creams, an ice cream covered in pubes that women can be made to eat in these films

made the series 'pimp my muff', which was unfortunately cancelled due to muff related issues

oh look luke dalton! let's ask him how the muff is

luke dalton by stephenjolly February 20, 2008

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the lukewalton stopper

The new name giving to Dwayne Wade of the miami heat. Rather than guarding the shorter and smaller Kobe Bryant, he would rather guard the taller and bigger Luke Walton. However, I do have to give him credit for shutting down Luke on national tv on MLK day. From this day forward, DWade will be known as the "luke walton stopper". The following names are no longer valid:
Dwade
Dfade
Dwayne Wade

Chancie: The lukeWalton stopper is amazing!

ErieVern: Yeah, he took 25 freethrows and scored 34 pts.

the lukewalton stopper by thegreatone0604 January 18, 2007

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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