stephenjolly's definitions

sand coon

not to be confused with a sand dune, a sand coon is something no holiday maker wants nearby when they're eating. it's enough to put you off your chips oh yes it is

we went to some arab country on holiday but there were too many sand coons so we came home

by stephenjolly February 15, 2008

luke dalton

a porn star famous for the movies 'from russia with muff' and 'dude where's my muff'

also created muffsicle ice creams, an ice cream covered in pubes that women can be made to eat in these films

made the series 'pimp my muff', which was unfortunately cancelled due to muff related issues

oh look luke dalton! let's ask him how the muff is

by stephenjolly February 20, 2008

strand

pussies pussies wat a bunch of pussies. a gang of penises in norwich

we're the strand, and we are pussies

by stephenjolly February 20, 2008

new era strand

the same old strand from norwich, just now they are called 'new era' and so can spray 'NES' all over town like little cunts

'we actually got the balls to punch someone in the face the other day. let's make a gang called the new era strand'

by stephenjolly January 4, 2008