The less attractive version of a cougar, the "Last Call Lucy" is easier and sluttier than most cougars. Generally Last Call Lucys are washed up bar stars. The name originated in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, where after last call was made, an ugly 40-something woman (named Lucy) was seen desperately hitting on the drunkest guy in the bar.
"Man, I woke up this morning, and fucking last call lucy was right beside me. It burns to piss."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)