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that's so funny i was lsmaj :)
lsmaj by nniicckkpp January 1, 2011
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Someone who is almost as cool as a parbot. Not quite there, but as close as humanely possible.
"Wow, look at that kids game face. He almost looks as cool as parbot. He must be a Lamaj."
Lamaj by Noodle InYourPancakes June 11, 2009
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1. A cute ahh gurl wit hella cake 2. Pretty face, big ol waist 3. The best best friend you’ll ever find 4. Cool wit everybody 5. Will and can steal ya mans, so watch out
1. I want a girl like Lamajah
2. She got a Lamajah booty
Lamajah by Lit.cute.gurl June 18, 2018
when a guy drinks all the cum from a girls pussy after she has completed oragasm
Ben drank all the lamajuice from my pussy last night!!!
lamajuice by LamaMama April 4, 2008
She’s a bald headed girl with a stankass booty. Most her friends call her #stankbootymaj buh I wouldn’t blame them. Stay away cuz her stench is deadly. You usually see her on the Seafood part of the menu when you go to the restaurant buh beware they say she is a fish that contains a very bad odor. Her find/toes are crusty and she wears no socks with her shoes. Her vans smell like corn chips so don’t invite her for a sleepover.
Your feet smell like Lamajah.
Don’t be another #stankbootymaj .
Lamajah by litty_girl June 10, 2019
A sweet guy, who's a good boyfriend to any girl. Known for being an amazing Jerker, good looking and etc.
Look at that guy he's so sweet to his girl! Only because he's a Lemaja.
Lemaja by CallMeGoddesss July 28, 2010
That one guy who puts his shoes on before his socks

Pronounciation: luh-MIKE
Bruh: sandal and sock

Bruh 2: Nibba u a lmajk.
Lmajk by CactorTheGasopod September 13, 2019
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