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Someone who is the mid of the mid. Common insult used by people with high-functioning intelligence towards people of lesser intellect.
"This lowbob named reggy calling my 3 million dollar mansion a crack house."
"Ha, the only lowbob is that gaztons bozo."
"True. Anyways I have some business to attend to, deuces."
Lowbob by riget April 9, 2022
the term for an average low elo player with no acknowledgeable achievements or status within a gaming community
on my team always fucking lowbobs, nobody else - yimit
lowbob by Skwek December 7, 2021

down lowboy 

A guy who acts straight but occasionally likes to get his dick sucked by a dude.
Hey man that girl looks wet but daaamn look at that big dick down lowboy.
down lowboy by Rayne229 October 20, 2008

LoboParamilitary 

An evil entity said to have been sent to plague the earth by Satan himself. Lobo brings nothing but misery and chaos to AIM goers everywhere.
LoboParamilitary: I'm glad your best friend died
TheWakeboardDude: thats pushing it
LoboParamilitary: too bad
LoboParamilitary: ha ha
LoboParamilitary: I hope he cries himself to sleep tonight
LoboParamilitary by MSL TEH GOD~ February 10, 2004

LoboParamilitary 

all the evil in the world combined into one being which brings people to tears just by talking to them on AIM
LoboParamilitary(8:00:47 PM): fuck your a loser penis

Jon Penis (8:01:34 PM): i no waaaaaaaa! Juji!!! LMAOROLFLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! im gay!
LoboParamilitary by Hakko February 9, 2004
Code word for fellatio. A corruption of blowjob.
Me: Sorry I missed your call, I was getting a lowbob.
Friend: A what? *pause* Oh....
lowbob by Mamarillas January 11, 2005
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