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Low tech lowger
Person 1: My computer is broken , I need help.
Person 2: you just need to update , you low tech lowger!!!
Person 2: you just need to update , you low tech lowger!!!
Low tech lowger by Byefilicia November 6, 2022
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Low-tech throatin’
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First Singularity/Low Transapient (S1) Technologies
The first wave of technologies created by or under the guidance of a weakly superhuman intelligence (a Transapient or Seed AI) that has just surpassed human cognitive limits. This tech begins to leverage controlled quantum effects, advanced molecular nanotech, and direct brain-computer synthesis. It includes reliable antimatter production, early mind uploading, personal nanofabricators, and the first crude megastructures. It marks the end of human-driven innovation and the start of a curve we can no longer follow.
First Singularity/Low Transapient (S1) Technologies *Example: A S1 Technology might be a Dyson Swarm of energy collectors around the sun built by self-replicating robots, a medical nanite that can completely rebuild your body from a single cell, or an AI "angel" that can run perfect simulations of your city to optimize its functions in real-time. Humanity becomes users, not inventors, of such tech.*
First Singularity/Low Transapient (S1) Technologies by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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