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a mans penis.
kind of like a popsickle..
it always no's how to make you feel good.


I had his lovepop all day yesterday!
lovepop by Sweetart April 20, 2009
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Lovepolar Disorder 

The sudden state of acting out in a peculiar and/or violent way towards a loved one or spouse out of fear of rejection, seperation, or lonliness.
She was just fine, but when her boyfriend came around she started being overprotective and moody. I think she has Lovepolar Disorder.

loveophobia 

The Fear of giving or recieving love due to previous events in one's life
person one: "I don't like how you love me, it scares me"
Person Two: "Do you have 'loveophobia'?"
Person one: "I think so, but what is that?"
Person two: "the fear of giving or recieving love by anyone"
Person one: "i think i might"
loveophobia by deanliddell96 April 12, 2015
A pet (such as a cat or dog) that displays an extraordinary degree of love to his/her owner. Such behaviours may include (but are not limited to) kissing, love nibbling, & head butting, (and for cats only) purring loudly and scent marking.
Coco is such a huge lovepot for head butting me, giving me Coco kisses, scent marking me as his, and giving me gentle little love nibbles.
lovepot by Telephony May 1, 2018
The cushioned vessel of coziness and joy that is created when you push two couches (or armchairs, for a more intimate experience) together and pile all your favorite people inside.
We can't fit 14 people into this lovepod!

Oh wait yes we can.
lovepod by sabrisabri May 30, 2011
The lovepoot is a simple emoticon: <3~

Originally taken from the common heart emoticon, <3, used to show love for a specific thing, person, event, or other identity, the lovepoot is thought to have been first created sometime in 2004. It was created to express love for life, the universe, and everything, and may be used just in the same manner as the common, simple <3 is. Simply typing <3~ shows "LOVEPOOT!" has verbally been declared on occasion.

One look at the lovepoot shows it is an emoticon of three parts:

<
is the first piece of a lovepoot, the first piece of the common <3. It's where the magic begins. The poot itself is rumbling in the bowels of the heart and will spew forth from...

3
the other half of the <3 emoticon and the 2nd piece of the lovepoot, where the fruits of our conquest will take shape in the form of...

~
Lastly, The Pooter. This is the essence of what makes the lovepoot so special. After signifying the initial <3, one simply adds The Pooter to make a lovepoot known. If a lovepoot is received directed towards you, this means yes, someone loves you. Someone really does love you.

More poots may be added if you feel that the love expressed in one poot is not sufficient enough.

Never should a Lovepoot be portrayed "backwards" ~<3 because this is a Lovepuke, or Heart Balloon. It is a rancid, fake form of affection. There is also the Hatepoot </3~ which is used to express sincere upset or dislike. It is not as powerful as a Lovepoot, but should be used sparingly.

It should also be noted that "Pooter" and "The Pooter" have two entirely different meanings, so when referring to the anatomy of a Lovepoot "The" must always be capitalized and included.

"will you marry me?"

"OMFG YES <3~" (LOVEPOOT!)
Lovepoot by the fantastic x January 1, 2006
A highly contagious infection that causes heavy infatuation inside ones heart. Includes symptoms of euphoria and speechlessness.
I'm attracted to Natalie, I might have a case of lovepox
Lovepox by awiebear October 21, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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