Two girls watching a racy video: Check out that dude's african love stick. He's HUGE!!

An angry man: Im gonna slap you in the face with my african love stick!!!

African Love Stick by JYW1 January 5, 2011

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Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

Lord Stanley's Love Stick by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

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Love Sick

A physical feeling you can get. Some people truly think it doesn't exist. Simply because they have never experienced it. It could be as little as missing their other half and waiting by the phone just to see a text or receive a call. In other cases, you can get physically sick over it. It's less common but it is very possible to actually throw up because of the pain. It feels like a major cramp in your stomach, perhaps a bad case of the butterflies. Some people end up not eating or sleeping much. It is a lot more serious that many people perceive it to be. Some are not able to come out of Love Sickness until they are really reunited with their love, whether or not they were actually dating. Love Sickness can be filed in through having a crush, being in love, having a boyfriend/girlfriend, being married, and it also can wash over you after a break up. Love Sickness is hard to cure and takes time and affection from others. It is no game.

"Hey bro whats wrong?"

"Emily and I got into a fight. Every minute I'm alone, the worse my love sickness gets..."

"Im sorry bro. Too mushy for me though man."

Love Sick by AlmostCompletelyLost June 25, 2013

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Love Sick Puppy Dog

A look you get in your eyes or a smile you get when seeing or talking to your dream partner.

Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.

Q: Why are you laughing at me?

A: You look like a love sick puppy dog!

Love Sick Puppy Dog by kettle__ September 8, 2010

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love sick

When you are so in love with someone that every single emotion you could possibly have is all wrapped up into one intense feeling.

You can imagine them, and you shake.

You can go days without eating anything.

Everything else fades in the background when you see them, and you can barely speak.

You feel like you have the chills, but you are really just wrapped up in love.

"I can't even think straight, because she is constantly on my mind. I am love sick."

love sick by Rheeb December 10, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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