Louising 

Finding an excuse not to come.

I am Louising out

Louising by Cédric May 14, 2015

Louising 

When skinny pale man decides to act upon his Scottish culture.

"Have you heard that the pale skinny man has decided to drink IRN BRU?"
"yeah, he's just Louising"

Louising by Lord shrek the noble May 21, 2022

Louising 

When taking a shit, you purposely clench ur ass so the shit slides up and down ur rectum creating a sort of anal pleasure.

Bro I heard that dude louis moaning in the bathroom, i think he was louising!

Louising by ANTJANTHONY January 29, 2024

Louieing

To believably look as if you are working hard the instant someone of authority is close by, and to return to lazy as soon as they leave again.

Girl : "As soon as she saw the boss she just pretended someone had just radioed her to do something"

Boy : "She'd totally be fired if she wasn't so good at louieing!"

Louieing by SpenceLou November 12, 2010

Jose-Luising 

The act of performing piano where the performance is preceded, presented, and usually ended with massive amounts of douchefaggery. This type of behavior includes, but is not limited to, defecating on stage, urinating on stage, conducting unsuspecting chamber music members during the concert (must not be done in rehearsal to maximize effect), mistreating your host family, choking small mammals with ignorance, talking with a faggotesque accent, not knowing where the trash can is in one's own home, giving self-centered, shitty thank-you speeches, and playing such songs as "My Amazingly Well Adapted Piano Version of Home Sweet Home" as an encore.

It is very difficult for anyone to pull off truly Jose-Luising a performance, save for the man himself. In fact, this editor has rarely see it done. It can be assumed that in order to achieve the proper focus for such a difficult task that one must already have certain prerequisite character definitions: Wealth, over-gelled over-styled hair, a small penis, a predisposition towards small boys, an otherwise homophobic attitude, and most importantly, a small gerbel glued to a large rod held in place with a tape gun and jammed firmly up an individual's arse.

Man, that guy is completely Jose-Luising that performance....I'll be washing the urine out of my hair for days!

Jose-Luising by Moritati April 5, 2008

Louisings 

When your on FaceTime with Peter pikitus and see his pubic hairs

I saw louisings

Louisings by Your_mom December 26, 2020

Loising

Slang for nagging and harassment, the way sitcoms portray wives. Named after Lois Griffin from family guy.

"The old ball and chain's been loising me as of late."

Loising by CasterMonk July 18, 2025