Totem Lurantis

The hardest struggle in all of fuc*ing Alola.
This Pokémon while extremely slow Boost it’s speed so enormously high that freaking Mach 5 is slower.
Those that meet it are faced with complete and utter annihilation of any Pokémon that try to out speed it.
This Totem is one tough pink bitc*.

Moron 1: Steven commited murder.
Moron 2: Why?
Moron 1: He got Totem Lurantis’d.

by THE SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH May 15, 2018