loquarrhea

talking annoyingly and uncontrollably, similar to uncontrollable diarrhea

That stupid guy has loquarrhea

loquarrhea by Billiam Beaver June 13, 2018

liquarrhea 

Diarrhea that is so runny, you feel like you are pissing from your buttocks. It is commonly brought on by high-acid foods like hot sauce and curry.

Preston missed the last half of Les Miserables due to a bout of liquarrhea. He bolted in a very frantic manner from his seat and coated many with his brown, watery waste as he exited.

liquarrhea by Josh Reauz July 17, 2006

Logarrhea

A large amount of data being dumped into a computer's logs. Often this data is spurious and of poor quality, and hides the valuable information amongst the crap.

I was running apt-get and my screen was filled with logarrhea. I couldn't even tell if it worked or not.

Logarrhea by Davino August 21, 2008

Logarrhea

Not quite diarrhea, and not quite a regular shit. Logarrhea falls somewhere in between the two. A faster wetter shit. Diarrhea with a few logs mixed in.

Are you sick? Do you have a stomach virus?

No I just had a little logarrhea.

Logarrhea by M. Jordan January 19, 2008

Lolarrhea

The highly uncontrolled expulsion of intestinal matter during heightened and intense states of laughter and enjoyment.

"I'm dumping my boyfriend. When he sees the latest lolcat, he covers the computer room in lolarrhea. The maid hates him."

"I had lolarrhea when I saw my friend's reaction to 2 girls 1 cup"

Lolarrhea by wyzyrd March 3, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020