loorch 

Have you guys heard of loorch.com?

oh my god. i went to Loorch.com

loorch by loorch November 25, 2024

mr. lorch 

A mean teacher at mesa verde middle school and should be fired

Mr. Lorch made the new kid cry because the new kid got out of his chair

mr. lorch by Jorhenson33 August 1, 2017

Loonch

When one is so hungry that they accidentally vacuum up the entire school cafeteria, and the sound "loooooonch" is produced. Only high-level beings can accomplish full loonchage.

"LOOOOOOOOOOONCH"
"BRO WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE, HES GONNA LOONCH UP EVERY THING"
"LOOOOOOOOOONCH"
"NOOOOOO, TYRONDRE GOT LOONCHED"
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOONCH"

Loonch by ThePreezyOfTheUnitedSteezy May 21, 2019

loochmas 

A festivity during the holiday season that celebrates Looch.

Common activities during loochmas include: looching around, saying "merry looch", and being cheerful.

"I heard Loochmas was cancelled at ASU this year, so we are hosting it at USA"

loochmas by DaRealLooch November 6, 2020

Loorcj 

When a guy named Lorenz is trying to rizz up a girl beginning with the letter C.

Dude Paul did you see the guy yesterday doing Loorcj?
Bro Lorenz is doing Loorcj again....

Loorcj by RizzingMan February 26, 2023

merry looch 

Common courtesy said during loochmas, to let friends and family know that you wish them a merry looch celebration.

Commonly pronounced in a falsetto speaking voice.

Seeing my family in the downstairs kitchen during loochmas, I shouted "merry looch" in a falsetto voice.

merry looch by DaRealLooch November 10, 2020

loochie 

Money. Loot.

loochie by The_Incubator August 5, 2003