What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)... by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?

The age old question, is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?

@darshlix: is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?
@terrrybooty: wait…is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?
@darutorizz: actually, is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?

Is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL? by Burpfart November 18, 2023

《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》

《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》

What would that look like?

I'd be covered in the blood of child. You would learn that you're not the arbiter of how reality is going to work and that your self-help bullshit is just that and that your profession is a lie.

Hym "What would that look like? Well it'll look like child murder. It's good for you. It's the only real solution. Credit. Child murder. The only 2 options on the table. I'm waiting for a 'Yes *Hym Iam* we want you to murder a kid because we're not going to give you credit for the think you did.' Be explicit. And don't make me give you a deadline. It'll be the last time you entertain the thought that you will EVER do anything to protect your kids again."

What would that look like? by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026