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Bro, didja see Melissas big ol’ loobs last night?!
Loobs by MandM Productions November 28, 2019
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boobs that either are placed lower on a girl's torso than usual or have sagged beyond the point that is considered normal
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your loobs!
loobs by Ice Irving April 21, 2010
similar to moobs,
men who have less boobs but still have them
loobs by alicemg May 10, 2006
When a girl has large breasts and her friend or significant other asks why said girl doesn't like to run, jump, dance, etc in one word, or said girl decides to only use one word. The word "Loobs" is a combination of "laziness" and "boobs", as in the girl is lazy and her boobs are too large, or too large and a combination of some other thing which causes the large boobs to be a set back; a blessing and a curse.
Marshall: Gianna, babe, why don't you run? Like ever? The only time I've ever seen you run is to food or away from bugs!
Gianna: I just can't run.
Marshall: Sure, but WHY?!?! FUCKING WHY?!?! Explain it to me!
Gianna: One word. Loobs.
Marshall: What is "Loobs"?
Gianna: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Loobs by Fangirl Tralalalala December 15, 2016
Damn she got some nice loobs!
Loobs by invasion of an asian June 10, 2020

Lobstronomous 

Adj.

1) A word that means what ever you would like it to mean.
1) I say, this wine is lobstronomous.
2) You certainly are a lobstronomous individual sir!
3) I lobstronomously agree.
Lobstronomous by Syno-man January 11, 2013

sausage looks funny 

That sausage looks funny, rather brown, sticky and stinky! I wonder what that weird guy did with it?
Geezzz, that sausage looks funny, l wonder why it was near the toilet?
sausage looks funny by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020
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