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1. An admission of guilt.

2. A sign of stupidity
1. Police: John, did you rob the bank?
John: Ermmm
Police: Ha, we've got that on tape. You're going down you little spammonkey

2. Tom: Steven do you want some Cheese?
Steven: Ermmm
Tom: You're such a PicoTard
Ermmm by mortensent April 11, 2005
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when someone says something concerning as hell online so your like. ermmmm…..
tiktok: “OMG !! THE PRODIGY WIZARD GUY IS SO😍…”

me: “ermmm.. no…..”
ermmm.. by QT_bee0wU September 24, 2023
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ermmm what the sigma

to express confusion (Normally sarcastically used). Popularly used by gen alpha/gen z individuals
*guy 1 explodes in game*

guy 2: ermmm what the sigma..
An expression of awkwardness and lack of something to say, esp. after someone says something weird.
Person 1: Hey man! I'm a prostitute now!
Person 2: ermm...
ermm by jrb2011 March 17, 2012
I dont want to answer that right now because the answer is bad. Or i'm not sure
did they hook this summer?
ermmph
ermmph by withoutmusic May 2, 2005

errmm.. what the scallop? 

A saying when you hear something very unfunny and offensive, or when your just confused maybe when you just want to shout out something random for no reason, other than showing your discomfort. This sentence is often used in cat videos on tiktok, especially with the other sentence "masala brother, he will be grounded into a fine dust, a fibrous powder"
Person 1: Shes such a b word!
Person 2: errmm.. what the scallop?
When someone is unsure about something

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emmm by @fxck_itz_Lydia May 3, 2018
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