longauer

a person that is usually a bigger type of person, has higher pitched voice and has interest in scrolling short-form videos. he gets easily flabbergasted and loves usage of brainrot words.

He is almost like longauer
Stop being like longauer

longauer by kokotin44 March 19, 2025

Longaberger Basket 

A white girl with cornrows

That longaberger basket needs her braids redone.

Longaberger Basket by Mmmcunty November 17, 2015

longamer 

Person of unusual character and wisdom who plays life itself for maximum experience, achievement, health or renown but mostly because we die. Longamers are typically outsiders not matching mainstream social behaviour patterns or interests as their outlook and action bias puts them at odds with immediate gratification/entertainment-based culture.

I tried talking my usual shit but she's a longamer.

longamer by Sunny Winters July 21, 2018

Longaverbaphobia

The fear of long words;
Alternative word for Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

A: Why does he hate german so much?
B:He has longaverbaphobia, and thus hates german because it contains a lot of long words.

Longaverbaphobia by Amedeo463 July 13, 2024

Longaverbaphobia

The irrational fear of long words;
To be used as an alternative to “Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia”.

A: Why does he hate german so much?
B: He hates the long words in it, as he suffers from longaverbaphobia.

Longaverbaphobia by Amedeo463 July 13, 2024

longaker 

Having sex from behind with a beautiful woman and then pushing her off to the side as of discarding her while telling her “that’s what you get”

She thought she was special so i gave her a longaker

longaker by Along52131 July 15, 2024