longa longa 

adj. (1) an overtly skinny person. (2) tall and skinny

naah min that Paris Hilton's longa longa, if tapped that my shit would break.

longa longa by mike jones ONE August 5, 2007

dalla-longa

A chubby mean Canadian.

Oh that guy is just being a f---ing Dalla-Longa.
What's that?

Basically a douchey Canadian.

dalla-longa by ChubbsCanucken February 27, 2015

longa

a female Ecuadorian longo

That insolent, uncivilized illegal longa with her spic accent and big mouth is raving in favor of illegal immigration to Amerikwa.

longa by extreme troll May 17, 2007

ars longa, vita brevis 

latin aphorism literally translating to "art is long, life is short" but implying that art takes a long time and we only have a short time to make it.

but to non-latin speakers (everyone), it evokes "big ass, short life" which is a controversial claim.

X: "hey Z, you're hogging two seats!"
Y: "yeah man, that's gross. ars longa, vita brevis, bro. have fun dying young."

ars longa, vita brevis by cavador June 19, 2022

Sex kitty thonga longa 

Term used to express ones affection for another person.

Hello my Sex kitty thonga longa, you look lovely today.

Sex kitty thonga longa by The Crig January 9, 2010

Longa

Dat nigga

Girl 1: wait is that Longa
Girl 2: OMG its really him

Longa by poopy he he March 8, 2020

gonga longa

The original person who made these words was called will Barlow and he was 6 at the time and he said it meant you are stupid and dumb (it is still used in 2020)

Hey Alfie is such a gonga longa

gonga longa by Blyat September 15, 2020