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long softy

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.
Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.
by Trav September 27, 2004
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Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.
-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.
by thisclaim November 26, 2010
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