long off 

When someone who has previously claimed they will join in or turn up does not.

Bruv he said he would be here? hes such a long off!

long off by CN123 January 7, 2017

take a long walk off a short pier 

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

take a long walk off a short pier by mite74 January 5, 2009

take a long walk off a short pier 

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.

Take a long walk off a short pier.

take a long walk off a short pier by sprkim182 November 15, 2007

long it off

'long it off' means to laugh something off.

person 1 - shall we meet Kevin?

person 2 - nah, long it off. Kevin is a prick.

Don't got to asda, long it off mate.

long it off by bagel eater March 26, 2016

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That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen by anonymous July 28, 2023