long off

When someone who has previously claimed they will join in or turn up does not.

Bruv he said he would be here? hes such a long off!

by CN123 January 07, 2017

Longed off

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.

I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.

by Moonrunner47 February 06, 2019

longed off

Being sold out, bombed off, mugged off, stood up, or ignored.

Ha gutted you got longed off by that boy!

by Zoeeee T November 05, 2007

long it off

'long it off' means to laugh something off.

person 1 - shall we meet Kevin?

person 2 - nah, long it off. Kevin is a prick.

Don't got to asda, long it off mate.

by bagel eater March 26, 2016

take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

by mite74 January 05, 2009

take a long walk off a short pier

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.

Take a long walk off a short pier.

by sprkim182 November 15, 2007