When someone who has previously claimed they will join in or turn up does not.
Bruv he said he would be here? hes such a long off!
by CN123 January 07, 2017
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Being sold out, bombed off, mugged off, stood up, or ignored.
Ha gutted you got longed off by that boy!
by Zoeeee T October 19, 2007
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Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.
I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.
by Moonrunner47 February 06, 2019
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'long it off' means to laugh something off.

person 1 - shall we meet Kevin?

person 2 - nah, long it off. Kevin is a prick.
Don't got to asda, long it off mate.
by bagel eater December 16, 2015
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I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.
by sprkim182 October 27, 2007
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