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Longkeye 

Slang for how much time it takes to roll a joint eg.5 minutes
Can be used in day to day terminology
"Hey homie, I'll be back in a longkeye"
"Hey bro I asked you to call that customer back a longkeye ago"
"Im just taking bruiser out for a longkeye bro"
Longkeye by Housodave February 23, 2014
When something is both long and honk
My cat is long and honks thus it is longkey
Longkey by Censored Name August 14, 2019
An abbreviation of the phrase "Lowkey On God".

Can be used to show affirmation and/or agreement.
"Hey David, we should go commit various war crimes."

David: "Longkey."
Longkey by Josario February 22, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026