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long johns 

something that a guy wears to impress sexy girls on a first date.
that babe was all over those long johns
long johns by Jacktheman August 8, 2007

Long Johns 

Silver Slim rolling papers, coming from:
Long Silvers Slims,
Long John Silver,
Long Johns
esp. for use with rolling a mixture of tobacco and marijuana
You got and Long Johns left? I really need a joint
Long Johns by Cembin October 18, 2008

Liquid Long Johns

The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.

Yung Long Johns 

the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.
Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns
Yung Long Johns by fuggutarded December 9, 2021

Getting your long johns jimmy'd 

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.
After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!