megunami's definitions
The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.
by megunami July 1, 2009
Get the Liquid Long Johnsmug.