Long John Silvers 

A euphemism for smoking weed that doesn't make you sound like a totally asshole, and decreases the risk of getting caught. Useful because, hey, who the fuck would actually go to Long John Silvers?

Nathan and Alex decided it was time to go to Long John Silvers again, after doing so they happily watched scooby-doo and ordered a pizza for the night.

Long John Silvers by wittelman March 2, 2011

long john silvers 

a place were the food isnt that great and you overpay. workers are usualy clinicaly insane and horny little bastards.

"lets go get our wallet raped by long john silvers

long john silvers by fred sumner May 3, 2008

long john silver 

referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker

when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?

long john silver by Erik Abrahamson June 27, 2003

Long John Silvering 

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.

Hey guys, I've got a video of James Long John Silvering this chick with his eye patch and everything"

Long John Silvering by J KnuXXX February 24, 2006

LONG John Silver's 

Is food from a weird place...well, not real food, but processed, what da hell, is good anyways.

Sara loves it LONG...John Silver's

LONG John Silver's by Florencia November 24, 2003

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's 

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).

"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

Long John Silver's 

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

Long John Silver's by gcollier July 14, 2021