Think long and hard

A command to think sexual, or think along the lines of an innuendo.

"I haven't seen James or Beth this whole time! Where are they?"
"Think long and hard."

by theblumeanie August 16, 2008

long and hairy, hard to carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.

"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"

by bratzorf April 18, 2016

suck it long suck it hard

1.The magical way a girl gives head.

2.A way to insult somebody.

1.Magical Ninja: "Yo man my girl knows how to suck it long and suck it hard"
2.Douchebag: "Man you suck."
Magical Ninja: "Hey, you know what, suck it, suck it long suck it hard."

by Magical Ninja March 08, 2008

Something thats long and hard

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I know something thats long and hard( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Inni84 July 22, 2023