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Long Bobby

During the act of eating ass, you spread your partners butt cheeks so the butthole is visible which is then followed by dropping a steamer in between the two cheeks. You then continue to eat the ass with the steamer present. As this goes on, you reach your hand around the the mouth and finger her mouth until she vomits.
Carl: Hey Steve! Did you hear about Billy this weekend?
Steve: Nah what happened?
Carl: He gave his girl the long bobby!
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Bobby Long 

Bobby Long is an independent singer/songwriter. Bobby was born in Calne, Wiltshire, England and has been playing the guitar since he was a teenager.

Bobby first came to prominence in 2008 when the song "Let Me Sign," which was written by Bobby and another brilliant musician, Marcus Foster, was featured in the international blockbuster, "Twilight".

According to Bobby, his music sounds like a crash in the woods when its raining.

As of Spring 2009, Bobby is working on an EP and has released two songs "Left to Lie" and "Being a Mockingbird (Live)" to be purchased on iTunes. You can sometimes spot Bobby Long in London, carrying a half-drank bottle of beer, cigarettes, and a guitar. If you see him, say "Hello" and ask him what his favourite swear-word is.
Yes, Bobby Long is made of sex, but watching Twimoms drool over him in public is more than slightly nauseating.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026