Lonely Nights

When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.

I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.

Lonely Nights by Roy Berto May 13, 2012

Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

Lonely Nights by Water Bottle Is Full October 21, 2011

Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

Lonely Nights by Empty Water Bottle October 23, 2011

Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night 

A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight

Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?

Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night by Eatdemhandscarl December 11, 2016

Lonely Night 

when you get booted offline on a console

John i’m finna give you a lonely night.

Lonely Night by buttmaker October 24, 2020

Lonley night in alaska

When you dump crushed ice in a womans area and do it.

I gave her a Lonley night in alaska it was cold...

Lonley night in alaska by nerfaderfaflerf boy December 5, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005