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A term originated on the website Borispoker dot com, referring to a member of the site known as "Solomon" who inadvertently had a photograph of himself posted on the forums, and was subsequently made the primary subject of a vast body of Photoshops featuring his face and figure in various settings, ranging from historical to whimsy.
That is hilarious! LOLOMON!
Lolomon by vwls May 7, 2009

Pull a Lolomon 

1) a huge failure
2) a mistake that will likely result in an FML story
Person 1: Man i was sitting on the subway asleep. i woke up just as the door was closing and ran for it. I got stuck and they had to stop the subway. FML

Person 2: Man, way to pull a lolomon
Pull a Lolomon by lolworm April 9, 2009

Pull a Lolomon 

The definition above is insignificant and inaccurate.

To pull a lolomon is to do something amazing that earns respect.

The definition of "pulling a pel" is the first definition of "pull a lolomon"
No example required-you will know when you truly pull a lolomon

LOLMONSTER 

A LOLMONSTER is someone who is very funny and tells many jokes. He/She is always the funniest person in the room and can make anyone laugh at anytime.
Bob: Dude, here comes the LOLMONSTER
LOLMONSTER: Hey guys, whats up?
Everyone: HAHAHAH, you're hilarious.
LOLMONSTER by chunky luhv 37 May 3, 2010

Lolemons 

Laughing while eating lemons.
"hey look how many lemons Gayton is eating."
(all laugh) *Lolemons*
Lolemons by XFallenXVampire May 1, 2011
When the reason behind your laughter is a mystery...

This may lead to the conception of Lolomancy being another school in magic that deals with everything lol and rofl.
Basically, granting its practitioners, the Lolomancers, a huge arsenal of spells from roflblasting a person to conjuring lolocausts, lollercoasters or entities like lollerfish, lollypants, roflcoptermobile, roflsaurus, roflberry pwncakes, ...
Gentleman: Excuse me, sir! If I may ask the time?

*Lolomancer casts lollylopzkizmal*

Gentleman: LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Another Gentleman: Watch out, honey! This must be Lolomancy!

Honey: ...

Another Gentleman: Oh, right. Honeys don't talk.
Lolomancy by basione February 2, 2010
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