lolomgwtf

Can be split into three, simple occurrences.

1. "lol" indicates the person is in a state of humour.
2. "omg" indicates the person is in a state of shock.
3. "wtf" indicates the person is in a state of anger.

When combined, the person first experiences a state of humour, realizes something is wrong in the shock phase, then enters a state of anger.

Jane: Screw you Jack! I'm getting a divorce!
Jack (watching a comedy show): LOLOMGWTF

lolomgwtf by Lawleroflcopterskates! October 23, 2008

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lolomgwtfbbq

An internet phrase expressing total and complete cunfusion, dumbfoundedness, or pretty much any other emotion one would express over the internet.

Combines 4 famous 3 letter abreviations.
Laugh out loud, oh my god, what the fuck, barbeque.

Guy: So like E=MC2
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ

Guy: Thats what she said!!!
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ

lolomgwtfbbq by Jon Comulada June 11, 2007

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lolomgwtgdairyqueenlolomgbbtheq

laugh out loud oh my god way to go dairy queen laugh out lound oh my god bar be the que

Person 1: lolomgwtgdairyqueenlolomgbbtheq

Person 2: What???

lolomgwtgdairyqueenlolomgbbtheq by Troll #1 March 26, 2010

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lolomgwtgdairyqueenbbq

Term made famous by the Oxhorn videos on YouTube, specifically the "Inventing New Curse Words" video. Used in response to someone being pwnd so much that it needs as many random additives to the word "lol" as possible to describe the monumentality of the situation.

Undead: Hey n00b I chacked your blit in the walsh yesterday.
Tauren: You blit!
Undead: lolomgwtgdairyqueenbbq

lolomgwtgdairyqueenbbq by JLeet24 April 21, 2008

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lolomgwtfbbq

I have heard 2 definitions of this:
1) Lolomgwtfbbq - lolomgwtf (you know this) bitch be quiet. Ifsomeone says a completely stupid thing, or something that is rediculously funny.

2) Lolomgwtfbbq - Something that is a filler and/or word describing confusion.

1) N00b: You know how i know your gay? Cuz you are gay and like loads of girls.
Me: lolomgwtfbbq

2) n00b: durka durka durka muhammed jihad
me: lolomgwtfbbq - i dunt speak pakeh

lolomgwtfbbq by oli_pwns_u January 28, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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