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lolomgwtf 

Can be split into three, simple occurrences.

1. "lol" indicates the person is in a state of humour.
2. "omg" indicates the person is in a state of shock.
3. "wtf" indicates the person is in a state of anger.

When combined, the person first experiences a state of humour, realizes something is wrong in the shock phase, then enters a state of anger.
Jane: Screw you Jack! I'm getting a divorce!
Jack (watching a comedy show): LOLOMGWTF
lolomgwtf by Lawleroflcopterskates! October 23, 2008
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lolomgwtfbbq 

An internet phrase expressing total and complete cunfusion, dumbfoundedness, or pretty much any other emotion one would express over the internet.

Combines 4 famous 3 letter abreviations.
Laugh out loud, oh my god, what the fuck, barbeque.
Guy: So like E=MC2
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ

Guy: Thats what she said!!!
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ
lolomgwtfbbq by Jon Comulada June 11, 2007

lolomgwtgdairyqueenlolomgbbtheq 

laugh out loud oh my god way to go dairy queen laugh out lound oh my god bar be the que
Person 1: lolomgwtgdairyqueenlolomgbbtheq

Person 2: What???

lolomgwtgdairyqueenbbq

Term made famous by the Oxhorn videos on YouTube, specifically the "Inventing New Curse Words" video. Used in response to someone being pwnd so much that it needs as many random additives to the word "lol" as possible to describe the monumentality of the situation.
Undead: Hey n00b I chacked your blit in the walsh yesterday.
Tauren: You blit!
Undead: lolomgwtgdairyqueenbbq

lolomgwtfbbq 

I have heard 2 definitions of this:
1) Lolomgwtfbbq - lolomgwtf (you know this) bitch be quiet. Ifsomeone says a completely stupid thing, or something that is rediculously funny.

2) Lolomgwtfbbq - Something that is a filler and/or word describing confusion.
1) N00b: You know how i know your gay? Cuz you are gay and like loads of girls.
Me: lolomgwtfbbq

2) n00b: durka durka durka muhammed jihad
me: lolomgwtfbbq - i dunt speak pakeh
lolomgwtfbbq by oli_pwns_u January 28, 2008
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