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lol noob xd 

Lol noob XD is a remark of laughter, at a inexperienced person.
For example,

First person: oh man , this played just destroyed me in MINECRAFT...
Second person: lol noob XD
lol noob xd by lol noob XD February 12, 2017

LOL Noob XD 

LOL Noob XD is when u are running out of things to say so you just say LOL Noob XD it can also be used i your bio on anything.
Guy 1: well at least i didnt fart during my presentaition

Everybody: ohhhhhh he really just got shit on

Guy 2: LOL Noob XD
Everybody OHHHHHHHHHH MY MAN YOU WENT TOO FAR ON THIS ONE DAAAAAAIMN.
LOL Noob XD by Temp0 October 21, 2020

Ez lol noob loser get better 

Mainly used in roblox, this is when a toxic player kills someone
Person 1:
EZ LOL NOOB LOSER GET BETTER
Person 2:
Bruh
Person 1
GO CRY TO YOUR MOMMY LOSER HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

jajajajaja ez noob lol 

Mainly used in Roblox, "jajajaja ez noob lol" is a sentence mainly used by Spanish players in Roblox fighting games, it's used a lot to make people angry, or if people are mad. It means hahahahah! You really suck and you're super easy to beat! I am really entertained by your lack of skill.
LOL, I beat you! Jajajajaja ez noob lol. God, get good.
jajajajaja ez noob lol by zabige123 December 25, 2020

noob lol 

"i dont have a golden pan in tf2"
"noob lol"
noob lol by Mark_Master1 March 5, 2021

Lol xD Noob 

A way to describe a inexperienced player.

A way to laugh at a inexperienced player
Person 1: I just destroyed this noob.
Person 2: Haha Lol xD Noob, he must be so bad.
Lol xD Noob by ShElnes March 3, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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