1) LOL, JK - The 'textual communication' version of "Laughing Out Loud, Just Kidding". Popularly and incorrectly theorised to to actually mean "Laughing Out Loud, Joke"
1: Hey baby, here have a turn on COD... LOL jk, go back to the kitchen
2: gonna get drunkkkkkkkkkk this weekend!!!! LOL jk im muslim
Something PewDiePie says when he gets caught doing something stupid. For regular people, it's used to express someone making a joke, then laughing and saying that they're kidding. It's usually a mean joke.
If I hear one more person on the Internetsay "lol jk" after insulting me, I'm gonna scream!
You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.
Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".
*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously
Example 1
Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.
Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.