logsucker

A person who sucks on turds, usually directly from the anus.

That logsucker is coming over here. Do I have to shake his hand?

logsucker by meatpop2214 June 5, 2020

hogsucker 

hogsucker has the same meaning as cocksucker but is a less offensive alternative when calling someone a cocksucker is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog crapped on my porch and the neighbor refuses to control his dog what a hogsucker

hogsucker by littlejimmie March 15, 2019

Alabama Hogsucker 

When a girl provides oral pleasure to a man with a mouth filled with pork rinds while wearing a Confederate flag thong.

Damn, homey, your Momma uses higher-quality pork rinds than your sister when giving me an Alabama Hogsucker. I know this for a fact.

Alabama Hogsucker by Charlie the Unicorn January 27, 2007

cogsucker

A play on cocksucker aimed a cyclists.

Jeremy and his cogsucker buddies are doing another ride this weekend.

cogsucker by murphyj May 30, 2018

legfuckeruppersupreme 

When a wrestler puts in a Turk so deep its almost wrapping around the opponents leg and scores with it.

he put the legfuckeruppersupreme to finish the match

legfuckeruppersupreme by Dean Azriel February 21, 2008

cogsucker

One who overtly praises, admires, or kowtows to those with wealth and/or power regardless as to whether or not they gain any tangible benefit from doing so.

Brian "Liked" all of Elon's Tweets like the cogsucker he is.

cogsucker by Cat-o'-Tonic June 14, 2024

cogsucker

One who overtly praises, admires, and/or kowtows to those with power and/or wealth regardless as to whether or not they receive and tangible benefit from doing so.

That guy "Liked" all of Elon's Tweets like the cogsucker he is.

cogsucker by Cat-o'-Tonic June 14, 2024