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Log The Hog 

Reference to a man having sex with a fat chick. To log the hog one has to be a chubby chaser that wins a game of nail the whale.
Dude, Nick brags about all that bearded clam he's been getting, but all he's been doing is logging the hogs. Apparently- Nick loves to log the hog.
Log The Hog by keifermail August 5, 2009
A hog log is a big wad of chewin' tobacco
Private Fox always has a fat
hog log in his mouth when he is talking!
hog log by Master chewer February 11, 2014
"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"
Hog Log by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

Log hogger 

A slur for gay men, usually targeted towards twinks.
Man, Jeremy is such a log hogger.”
“Yeah bruh, did you SEE the bear of a man he was with the other day?”
Log hogger by Lululemoick June 7, 2024

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026